The Captain of Nothing
I thought being team captain would mean something, you know?... read full monologue »
Themes: Comedy, Contemporary, Power, Reality, Rejection
Length: 1 Minute
Gender: Male
Comedy Monologues
The Last Piece of Cake
I swear, it's like they all conspired against me.... read full monologue »
Themes: Comedy, Contemporary, Power, Reality, Rejection
Length: 1 Minute
Gender: Female
The Worst Day Ever
You won’t believe the kind of day I’ve had.... read full monologue »
Themes: Comedy, Contemporary, Misfortune
Length: 1 Minute
The Home Office Battle
You know, I never thought I'd be fighting for territory in my own house.... read full monologue »
Themes: Comedy, Contemporary, Power, Reality, Rejection
Length: 2 Minutes
Gender: Male
What fire is in mine ears? (Much Ado About Nothing)
What fire is in mine ears?... read full monologue »
Themes: Classical, Comedy, Much Ado About Nothing, Rejection, Shakespeare
Length: 1 Minute
Gender: Female
The Wisdom of a Fool (As You Like It)
A fool, a fool! I met a fool i' the forest,... read full monologue »
Themes: As You Like It, Classical, Comedy, Shakespeare
Length: 30 Seconds
Gender: Male
The quality of mercy is not strain'd (The Merchant of Venice)
The quality of mercy is not strain'd,... read full monologue »
Themes: Classical, Comedy, Death, Determination, Moving On, Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice
Length: 1 Minute
The Power of Wit (Twelfth Night)
Foolery, sir, does walk about the orb like the sun;... read full monologue »
Themes: Classical, Comedy, Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
Length: 30 Seconds
Gender: Male
The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely (As You Like It)
The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely... read full monologue »
Themes: As You Like It, Classical, Comedy, Death, Determination, Dramatic, Shakespeare
Length: 1 Minute
Gender: Female
The Joy of Disguise (As You Like It)
O, how full of briers is this working-day world!... read full monologue »
Themes: As You Like It, Classical, Comedy, Shakespeare
Length: 1 Minute
Gender: Female