I will be cheater to them both (The Merry Wives of Windsor)

Themes: Classical, Comedy, Desire, Power, Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor
Length: 1 Minute
Gender: Male

Falstaff, full of desire and ambition, plots to woo both Mistress Page and Mistress Ford to gain wealth and power.

I will be cheater to them both, and they shall be exchequers to me; they shall be my East and West Indies, and I will trade to them both. Go bear thou this letter to Mistress Page; and thou this to Mistress Ford: we will thrive, lads, we will thrive.