The Fairy Godmother’s Day Off

Themes: Comedy, Disney, Villain
Length: 30 Seconds

Standing center stage with a small wand in hand. The fairy godmother is exasperated but humorous, occasionally using the wand to gesture dramatically.

You know, even fairy godmothers need a break sometimes. Do you have any idea how many princesses I’ve transformed this week? And let’s not even talk about all the pumpkins I’ve turned into carriages. It’s like a gourd massacre out there! Sometimes I think, ‘Can’t a fairy godmother just sit down with a cup of tea and binge-watch her favorite shows?’ But nooo, it’s always ‘Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo this,’ and ‘Wave your wand at that.’ Well, today, I’m taking a break. If Cinderella needs a ball gown, she can use her imagination. And if Prince Charming can’t find her, well, maybe it’s time he tried online dating.