The Villain’s Confession
Updated
Themes: Comedy, Disney, Villain
Length: 30 Seconds
[Standing center stage, the villain addresses the audience with exaggerated frustration and humor. Hands on hips, occasionally throwing hands up in exasperation.]
Oh, come on, I’m not all bad! Sure, I might have cursed a princess or two, but who hasn’t had a bad day? I mean, do you know how hard it is to find a decent lair with good wifi? And those minions, ugh, always fumbling around. Honestly, if I had a nickel for every time they messed up a simple task, I’d have a vault bigger than Scrooge McDuck’s. Really, I’m just misunderstood. It’s not my fault the heroes get all the good press!